mountstar:

Types of matter

“The human heart beats approximately 4,000 times per hour and each pulse, each throb, each palpitation is a trophy engraved with the words “you are still alive.” You are still alive. Act like it.”

– Rudy Francisco (via wanduring)

  • [appears]
    Satan:
  • You can have anything you wan--
    Satan:
  • LANGUAGE.
    Me:
  • What?
    Satan:
  • GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
    Me:
  • What the--?
    Satan:
  • YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
    Me:
  • Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
    Satan:
  • EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
    Me:

forestsunflowers:

gypsymoonsister:

Among the companies that use animals for testing are Avon, Mary Kay and Estee Lauder, to name a few…

Its so obvious and not a difficult change to make. Please do it for the animals.

ROSIOLECTER

DASHADOLL

FUCKNOPOWERVIOLENCE 

ANIMAL RIGHTS.

ANIMAL LIBERATION.

NOW.

VEGA-LOU

• KLACIER

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

Anonymous asked: “You're kinda chubby my dude”

revengeofthemudbutt:

freexcitizen:

modernbuttsex-deactivated201409:

i’m the type of guy your girlfriend calls daddy

my dude

I feel this in my fucking soul

Best response ever.

soul-assassins:

😂😂

soul-assassins:

😂😂

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*